HOW DARE YOU, THEY ARE PRINT-TO-CANVAS!!!

I’ve watched The Prestige enough times to know what magic really is—a combination of illusion, salesmanship, mystery, spectacle and, in this modern era, expert video editing.

Yes, they want you to change their diaper when they’re sporting a massive grown ass woody, then fuck their pee soaked dick afterwards.

I’ll straight up out myself as someone whose ex-husband revealed, a year or so after our marriage, to have this fetish. I tried, I tried, but... yuk. I imagine your empathy would not extend to having to actually change the gigantic piss soaked diaper of a grown man on the regular.

I think the birth certificates confuse people.

Agh! My best friend’s now husband talked all about his three brothers, including his little brother, Kurt, and how he couldn’t wait for her to meet Kurt and that Kurt was his mom’s fave.

If you’re asking whether a Christian organization is taking money from its believers, I think you already know the answer.

My sister’s MIL at one point never failed to show up unless in the company of Michael- a large, homemade African American Cabbage Patch-style doll who dated from when my BIL was a tot. Michael would travel, strapped in, in the front seat of the car, wearing clothes that my MIL would then put on my nephews. She would…

I’m honestly flabbergasted that you allowed the MyPillow cultists to infiltrate the comment section. Even this comment I am writing right now puts me in danger as I write it. Oh my god—someone’s jimmying the door right now. It must be them! But I haven’t even hit publish! Call someone for help! They got in!!!! Call…

I’m honestly flabbergasted that you allowed the MyPillow cultists to infiltrate the comment section. Even this…

TBH he’d probably crack your skull open with a fleshlight.

Noooooo do not bang.

Ocean’s 14: Divorced Dad Hangout

Makes sense, she can’t stay with someone for too long. Otherwise they start asking questions about how she never ages and needs permission to enter people’s homes.

An old, worn down, used feather pillow.

An old, worn down, used feather pillow.

So once upon a time, there was a website named Gawker that liked to make concrete statements about people while attributing the info behind them to “anonymous sources...”

Friend, using needles the size of a hair and hitting someone with a baseball bat are not the same thing and to pretend they are the same is v silly.

Needs more Spencer Pratt.

I feel very disinclined to pass judgment on this dude, because it seems like he’s making these products for people who actually practice witchcraft as their religion? That could be my incorrect hot take, but I just feel wrong shitting on this dude for trying to make a (albeit odd) living. As long as he’s not trying to…

Here’s a quick, basic rundown to answer the “What did Jeffree Star do that was so bad?” question—

I LOVE makeup drama. We needed something fresh now that the Lime Crime nonsense has more or less died down (for the moment). I don’t know or care who Jeffree Star is, really, but I am loving how many people in the makeup addiction community are so angry and upset about this.