Yeah but wouldn’t it be safe to say that this is an “arranged marriage” of a type where the woman has a much higher than normal ability to walk away from the marriage than most arranged marriages? Like ,the whole premise of the TV show sort of allows either party to make that decision. Yeah their may be social…

Can I pre-register for this event? Because FUCK YEAH.

I...I don’t think that’s necessary.

People who don’t clean up after their dogs are the same people who use all the ice and don’t refill the trays. They also use all the toilet paper and don’t replace the roll. They should all have to have the poop emoji tattooed on their foreheads so everyone knows their true nature.

Girl, I live here and I hate people who don’t pick up after their dogs as much as the next person, but this is not the solution.

I’m gonna go back to that poll and change my vote to meteor 2016.

I told him it was a gift!

Is that something we should worry about? I literally put EVERYTHING into my search history. Like “how long would it take for someone to die if you cut their hands and feet off” but like...I just started watching “slasher” and was CURIOUS-how much cocaine can you do and breastfeed seems like a totally normal thing to…

I may not ever laugh at anything so hard as I laughed at her Taylor Dane story.

Highly trained professionals with actual assault rifles.

We all lose :(

Ban all Mexicans! What do I win?

A rapriest.

All other things aside, when taking a selfie (video or picture) always elevate the camera to at or above your eyeline. Chins (or lack thereof) are rarely flattering from below past a certain age.

I thought it was when you become a mom.

You give us a Pygmy hog in one sentence, and take it away in the next. You are a cruel capricious Bob!

This. Is. Amazing.

Blue Bunny is not a sex symbol?To you, maybe.

It must be very cool to think that your interests are the only interests