China didn't even notice the loss- more Chinese died yesterday in sneezing accidents.

Please notify my wife... If we don't need it, it ISN'T A DEAL! Anything over free is too much. Now what am I going to do with this Fur Sink...

Place for your pee-bottle?

Another yearly twist of the knife...

Unfortunately only a 50% kill-ratio...

Time to dig up the old L0pht HP Printer Hack...

I love this guy.

I got caught mid-cycle with a laptop- Vista + $100 and you could have XP. Go fuck yourself.

Anybody who was involved in computers at that time knows "Woz." We were all in it up to our ears- everything we did felt like an innovation. "Did you see this?" "Have you tried that?" Everybody was like him in a way (just nowhere near as GOOD!). Just learning something new and passing it along to the "wows!" and…

He only has to sell one to be the richest guy in Uruguay...

It's only a figure of speech?

And monitor & collect every single thing you do.

Orange : $1000

And it was all downhill from there, America.

That twit is Reed Hastings? No wonder Netflix is such a disaster.

Yes, it really sucks to be streaming 4G while I'm flying down the tracks at 60mph on my commute... For like 4 years, now...

Flintstone power?

John West Salmon Ad for the all-time win.

Just fascinated...

The Standard Shovel requires almost 500W to recharge- something the USB standard cannot accommodate. STOOPID!