There it is, that’s a straw, you see? Watch it. Now, my straw reaches acroooooooss the room and starts to snort your cocaine. I... snort... your... cocaine!

You don’t remember the star of the classic Nickelodeon show Kenyan and Keel?

Most of the living people’s names are wrong, too. I’d love to get Kenan’s reaction to being called “Kenyan.”

Here’s my current cop beef. There are good cops and bad cops, just like any other profession. The difference between them and other professions is the need to defend rather than disavow the bad ones. I’m a teacher and my first thought when I hear about something horrible a teacher did is that they have disgraced the…

I understand that he has words, the best words. I don’t know, maybe someone pointed him towards thesaurus.com?

I love this because I imagine that he was just tossing and turning in bed seething about this and then finally leaped up, cast aside his absurdly long stocking cap, and tweeted this out before collapsing back into bed.

my worst Miss U.

I fucking love Hunchback! I saw it with my childhood bestie in a totally empty theater one summer morning. I then showed it to my nephew who fell in love with it, my sister asked him why because she’s firmly team Lion King. He told her “Because Quasi is kind of like me, he’s different and good. Also, I like his model…

Live action movie of the Hunchback musical please and thank you. It’s had a few cautious non Broadway trials and yeah the book needs work but I promise you audiences won’t freak out and not watch it if you do it with the stage musical ending.

They did it in kind of a curious way, focusing on all the great American presidents they didn’t support:

His name is Alfred Olango, police confirm he was unarmed, and he has died.

You’re not alone. Don’t ever let yourself accept this as normal. Our movement dies the moment we tolerate this.

This just has to stop. Everyday, there is a new shooting. This has become become our new normal. What has to happen for this to stop?

Eh, it took me this long to realize we’re more than our boobs, thank God.

More significantly, so does John Lewis.

No. She was offered the role that went to Kathy Najimy but she was never involved.

Ok so apart from terrible puns that prove I’m a terrible person, if there’s any possibility of criminality re: her husband’s death, I hope she does get the justice she deserves.

I love* how Hillary being cheated on is a mark against her.