This is by far one of the most minor examples of Clinton’s dominating Trump, but I like to think her “Between Two Ferns” reference to his “red power tie” led to his stylists’ choosing blue tonight.

I watched the whole thing. It was grim, absurd, and incoherent.

I swear to god Hillary grew younger and stronger during that rant.

I’m gonna cross stitch “Here there be assholes” frame it and hang it in my entry hall.

Start asking a lot of questions about it in a nonjudgmental tone and give him a voice. Hope that if you ask enough/the right questions, he talks himself out of it.

Oh, good. Proud Know-Nothing inserts himself and his bland platitudes into the most complex diplomatic situation in the world. This will surely end well.

“In possession of a handgun” is by no means the same as “threatening police with a handgun.” So if he was merely in possession of it, then I guess we will truly find out if the second amendment applies to everyone or just white people.

noooooo

Def a serial killer.

nah. my feet are standing in soap water. they’re fine. it’s all fine.

I’m pretty sure the Scots invented Crossfit?

I thought the same thing. And someone else pointed this out, but remember that cop in NYC that actually got in trouble for shooting someone in a stairwell? He was Asian. So, so far the only cops that have actually seen repercussions are an Asian man and a white woman.

I don’t want to defend this officer in any way, but it sure is surprising the swiftness with which this action has been taken, how quick the condemnation and disavowels came from her own force. Wonder if her being a woman has anything to do with it. The thin blue (male) line.

Shaun King posted on Facebook:

This is like Liang. She’s a woman so she gets sacrificed.

Canadians aren’t that much thinner than Americans. I think there’s got to be more to it than just weight.

In rebuttal:

Why do people still obsess over this case? How many non-rich, non-white girls have been murdered in the 20 years since, and where are their TV specials? I’m very interested in true crime stories, but this one has just always made me feel very, very icky.

they have like

Why not just remove it? The story doesn’t provide any new information and runs counter to what Jez is supposed to be about. It’s literally the asshole following you down the street yelling at you to cheer up three days after your dad died.