the pretty french lady made a joke that not only landed, it bored right through the center of the freakin’ earth.

Dear Olivia Wilde: fucking tell me about it. If I weren’t such a nice person I’d start assaulting people with my belly just to get them to let me sit down on occasion. (As is, I’m just gonna stay on this bike for as long as I can...)

Whatever anyone thinks of the existence of his job, he is very good at his job.

There’s something about having a decent personality that totally cancels out his foliculal deficiencies.

This was an idiot on the field incident as they say on Deadspin.com. Also, some random guy ran up and interrupted the show from the crowd.

Same. I even copied:

Jesus, you scared me for a minute there.

It must be exhausting to need that much constant approval and reassurance.

I would like to take a moment to pay tribute to my father, Marine Corp Colonel Samuel Tillett for his courageous and near fatal actions, attempting to save as many lives as possible 15 years ago today in his position as head of security at The Pentagon. When the plane hit my father was not but a hundred feet from the…

I am having secondhand rage for you.

Meanwhile, I told my therapist what mansplaining was this week and he (an older white dude) thought it was perfect and couldn’t believe he hadn’t heard what it was yet!

Hachi-ko Chuken, I would be happy to do so!

As the parent of a munchkin with pretty severe cognitive impairment, I 100% agree. I’m a nonviolent person but I have a strange Mama Bear urge to beat the shit out of this monster.

Most of u know that I have been a special needs teacher/administrator for nearly 18 years, the only job I have ever known. Excuse me now, there is a huge lump in my throat and I’m sobbing as I write this. Of the hundreds of children with special needs that I have worked with, I can tell you that every single one of…

FYI there’s a troll on Jez and the offshoot sites from Jez spamming with lots of pictures of dismembered animals. I’d advise caution towards the “show pending” button and also as a reminder if the trolls respond directly to you (as they have done to me) you can click on those 3 little dots on the right of the star on…

Yeah, you don’t offer bail or an ankle braclet to a violent domestic abuser who was caught armed after kidnapping and torturing his wife...especially when they lives six miles from one another (says so in source). This judge fucked up royally and it cost this woman her life.

Fuck Judge Gary Gilman. This woman’s death is on your hands asshole. And as usual incompetent men won’t suffer consequences while this woman is now dead.