I have nothing of substance to add but that debate almost killed me. I honestly feel like I’m having a cardiac event. Fuuuuuuuuck.

My all time favorite was 2015 - Lil’ Dr. Sattler with mom-customized cozy coupe.

If this came in plus sizes I’d be all over it.

Jennifer Garner seems genuinely delightful and I honestly wish her all the happiness in the world.

Jesus christ, this headline. I thought he died for a second there.

My son’s name is Elliot and ...it isn’t *totally* unrelated to this (fictional) man... :A

For more than a decade now, I have used Alton Brown’s method, which uses a tinfoil breastplate to allow all the dark meat to cook fully without overcooking the white meat. It’s a stellar bird every year (with it without brining).

For more than a decade now, I have used Alton Brown’s method, which uses a tinfoil breastplate to allow all the dark …

Unequivocally, yes. You should buy your dog one of these hats.

Unequivocally, yes. You should buy your dog one of these hats.

As the saying goes; The entire world is a dumpster fire right now. Let people who like pumpkin spice lattes and candy corn have whatever joy they can find.

One of my favorite spots in Brookline offers a cinnamon raisin bagel with fresh veggie cream cheese topped with cucumber slices and it is :chef kiss: so good

... are... are we just going to ignore the drunk/deceased Elmo in the header image? 

... are... are we just going to ignore the drunk/deceased Elmo in the header image? 

“he’s handsome and nice and kind and his torso appears to be firm but still tender—lightly furred, hard enough to bounce a quarter off, but not so hard it feels intimidating. Anyway.”

Same!! I had a split second opening a new box where my sleep deprived brain was confused but then so pleasantly surprised! Simple, neutral, cute - love ‘em.

This is spiraling - I was commenting on your first quote “IKR? Orcas are a type of dolphin. They aren’t whales at all.” to clarify that they are in fact whales. We’ve gotten totally off point here - apologies. I’m done ✌️

Pete - people are specifically disinclined to use the vernacular “killer whale” but the issue is with the “killer” part, not the “whale” part...

Actually, if we’re getting technical - dolphins are a type of whale... not the other way around.

THIS. Those assholes are the absolute worst.

All together Finland fans!

She is a goddamned delight.