The Larry King clip at the end literally sent me a chill down my spine. Freaking terrifying.

I was literally about to type the same thing. yowza.

Queen ♥

I'm waiting for this to replace karaoke - I don't think I could ever be drunk enough to sing in public... but lip synch... well, that's an entirely different story.

Oh come on, they clearly should have called it "soup-erhero"!

OK this whole thing is really getting to me. Seriously, I understand that she isn't symptomatic, but as a healthcare worker, isn't it one of her main career principles to "first do no harm"? If I were working in West Africa with Ebola patients, I imagine that I would be VERY understanding of quarantine protocols…

She is a delight.

Am I the only one incredibly skeeved out by the clip in the video where there are clearly children "meeting" the doll out in public? Like... honestly?

This dress was so ill-fitting in the bust, it makes me sad. She is SO beautiful, I just wish that it had been better tailored :(

She looks amazing! This is maybe the best she has ever looked at an awards even and a complete 180-flip from her look at the VMAs - Love, love LOVE.

perfection.

Truth.

Unfortunately, releasing the orcas would not be a good idea. Animals that were born in captivity or collected at a very young age lack the skills to survive in the wild; they do not know how to hunt for example or - more importantly - they never learned the need to avoid fishing vessels.

Woah, woah, woah - Trophy Wife was a goddamned treasure. No need to feel ashamed for that one ;)

If it's okay with you - I would like to send this exact letter to Mr. Denton as well. Can I have your permission to copy it?

I'm trying to find this in the comments, but how can we help? I love jezebel and it hurts my heart that the staff has to deal with this. Is there some way we can contact HQ? Anything we can do to be supportive?

I didn't say, or even insinuate that she would be a bad owner - for all I know she IS totally prepared. I was simply stating that the moniker "teacup" or "micro" pig is wildly untrue.

Ugh. NOOO with the micr/teacup pigs. People don't understand - yeah, sure they're cute and tiny as piglets, but "micro" pigs grow to be 40-50 pounds on average, and many get to be over 100 pounds. Nothing "micro" about that.

yup. I'm definitely buying this for my daughter's first birthday next month!