sociallyawkwardstingray
Socially Awkward Stingray
sociallyawkwardstingray

Kelly - Thank you so much for sharing this! This is such an important project, and I love that they are inviting the public to help this year (citizen science!). Plus, puffins!

This is the real-live version of Jonah Hill's Benihana kid on SNL.

...they were a workhorse talisman of every woman who'd gone before me and struggled to figure out the latch, who'd suffered sitting through session after nursing session on a hot, aching vag, who'd sobbed with meatloaf stuck in their bra at 3 a.m. as they tried, begged, pleaded with their infant to please learn

never nice to enjoy someone elses misfortune, but I do find it pretty funny that the founders have been on a HUGE PR junket lately to sell their book about how they:

love it!

You keep them in the fridge and apply them to sore nipples between breastfeeding. They stay cool, which is soothing, plus they help moisturize to avoid chapping/cracking. When you need a fresh one, you just wash them under warm water and put it back in the fridge for later use.

that was my first thought, too! that stuff was AMAZING - I even coerced the nurses to give me a few extra to take home with me...

"normal" folks.

right? and what's with the "you've been warned" - who the hell does this guy think he is?

Check out Jimmy J from Pittsburg, TX's review (sounds like a real peach, and a "damned good lawyer"):

Were you able to report these people? Is there any way to do such a thing? Some of these comments were actual threats of violence... They should be monitored, investigated... ANYTHING.

I just don't understand this neckline... it gives you lazy-eye boobs! it's not flattering :(

sad boobies :/

She looks like a real-live Disney Princess - just missing small woodland creatures...

holy crap, she looks fantastic! and HEALTHY!

NEED.

John Cho CAN GET IT.

This seems as good a place as any, but I have consistently been impressed with how SNL is using Aidy Bryant. She is effing hilarious, I love her to pieces and the very best thing about her on SNL (with one notable exception), is that she is used just the same as any of the other women on the show. She is often playing