That would be just fine.

The answer here is that they don’t know what an email server is and it sounds complicated and dangerous. Seriously. This is the answer. Somehow classified info on a fancy newfangled computer machinery is more dangerous than TELLING SOMEONE WITH YOUR MOUTH CLASSIFIED INFORMATION.

Nothing is more satisfying than knowing you average 3 golds and have over 550 POTGs while constantly facing 4 on 1 odds due to grouped players, and pocket-healed duos, in the queues. That said, I wish Blizzard would get on a random hero/quickplay setup for solo ONLY players, with no mic communications. Let the…

PSA: I will pay someone to get on the fucking payload.

oh hell yes. gonna watch this when I get home!! Thank you for reminding me it exists!

That movie’s a real gem.

“But the thing he wants to show is on the opposite wall, above the fireplace, a new 60-plus-inch flat-screen television that he has cued up with clips from the day’s Senate hearing on Russia.”

1. Read Lifehacker until pace reaches 7:00

The best approximation I’ve come up with is “people were sad and frustrated, so they voted for a clown because at least he was entertaining. They slowly realized that the random presence of a clown in your life is fucking terrifying, but by that time he’d collapsed the balance of powers and it took a long time to…

My kids are 14, 13, and 8. While the older 2 will definitely remember Obama, it kills me to think there’s a huge group of kids who will grow up thinking this is normal.

Can he look his daughter in the eye again, now?

Jason Chaffetz can eat every bag of dicks. He might be the biggest douchewizard in Washington.

I didn’t sleep well last night because I couldn’t get my downstairs toilet unplugged. I woke up this morning with this sort of foggy dread and said, “why am I sad? oh right, the toilet’s broken.”
If I get that affected by a clogged toilet, how do these people ever go to sleep and wake up, knowing what they did and what…

Here’s the speech Leahy gave today on Comey’s firing. Spread the word!

A social liberal but fiscal conservative told me this weekend: I voted for Trump to punish Hillary...aaaghhh Thank you you idiots. You punished the whole country!

He won’t be able to show; he’ll be in prison.

I think for most of us, especially women, it’s not something that we worry will happen in an uprising. It happens insidiously. They chip away at rights we’ve grown used to - one day it’s abortion, the next pregnancy is listed as a pre-existing condition (oh that’s right, it is). That’s the whole point of the skit - it…

I know without a doubt that my ex-husband would have refused to watch this show with me even though he forcibly took me to the first AND second installments of Taken, literally against my will (he was a superdouche, I’m well rid of him, he told me we were going to see something else and then when we arrived at the…