Jeff Sessions hates sniggers.

As a tall person, fuck youuuuu American Airlines. I hope all of your senior executives get repeatedly pooped on by a flock of passing starlings.

The consent for murdering someone pinned to the ground by cops has been given.

So many of my comments in real life and here and elsewhere on the web boil down to “Jesus, look at this fucking asshole right here”, and I mean to one day change that and cleanse myself of this all-consuming hatred, but Jesus, look at this asshole right here.

Your “Mother Pence” made me think of some guy’s tweet that showed what was allegedly a screen shot of Pence’s inbox after he hacked it. I laughed my ass off.

Witnessing the inevitable conclusion of 50+ years of Republican lies about minorities and the role of the federal government has been kind of nice, in a way, I suppose.

Such a disservice not to link to Full Frontal’s takedown of Gorka:

He calls his wife “Mother”; making your statement is 100% accurate. I’m more curious what the Vegas odds are on the amount of guys he’s likely blown, then had murdered.

Welcome to the world of the sanctimommy. Folks like myself who are currently in the baby-making phase of their lives, are far too familiar with this tripe. The ads, the sanctimonious responses to the blogger and to other commenters make mommy blogs even less appealing than they are on their face. I don’t know anyone…

This is going to make me sound super trashy but idc, it was college....I ended up having a super hot cab driver and we decided to bang so he pulled over into the local high school parking lot, it was really late so I thought we’d be fine but I guess someone thought something was off so the cops came to check it out. …

Unless its a Catholic priest, apparently. They’re fair game.

A good review of history shows that religion follows culture, not the other way around—acting as a sort of “confirmation bias” for existing beliefs or prejudices—so I think there’s a larger, more troublesome question to ask:

I thought this one was ridiculously appropriate

Ah but who avenged the death of the guy who killed Aaron Hernandez by killing the guy who killed the guy who killed Aaron Hernandez? Aaron Hernandez!

“Don’t you dare blame us for this human.”

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people.