But if it's a misdemeanor, does that even need to be disclosed? In my experience, employers are asking about felony convictions...

PREACH.

That's exactly what I thought! In no universe can I imagine myself or anyone I know, for that matter, writing something like that, as a teenager or otherwise.

Fellow AP'er here; fuck the haters and go with your bad smart self!

all too true.

My thought was, who the fuck are these little shitheels that would talk to an adult this way? Then I remembered I was old.

Fantastic read and a great interview!

You hit it - completely intellectually lazy.

Also when my face melted.

Thanks, because yeah, I just can't with this one.

"For instance, you should really leave your cat's belly alone because she is not a dog." Normally, I would agree with this statement, but I have a cat who has proven this wrong! When my big guy is in a really sleepy relaxed mood and I pet him on his side, even slightly toward the belly, he gets on his back and lets…

Same here. My mom told me many times when I was growing up that I should be self-sufficient so I would never have to rely on anyone else. It's just like, the way he says it, you know? Like it's some kind of huge revelation that NO ONE has contemplated.

I think you're onto something here. I'm 4.5 months pregnant and my D's became DD's seemingly overnight in my first trimester. I, too, have felt like my breasts have always been sexualized. I have always caught people staring at them. I have every intent of breastfeeding socialkombat, jr., but I often think about…

+1. PREACH.

These stories are so great! I remember the best table I ever had. I worked at a breakfast-all-day place that is headquartered in Ohio and had one lonely restaurant in the Northeast. This was before all the smoking bans, so our restaurant was one of the few in the area that still had a small smoking section. …

My husband's family loves it. They live for a good deal. They make a game plan, identify what they want at each store and then execute. We hosted his parents last year for Thanksgiving and after putting on dinner, I was exhausted and there was no way I was going. But mr. social, his dad, and his sister went out…

THANK YOU, YES. And by the "new 'in' thing," of course, I'm hearing "the same old shit."

good plan! My minimum is $5 and it never ceases to amaze how genuinely appreciative the driver is. It makes me feel sad, because I know people are cheaping them all day. And we get great delivery service in return. Everyone wins!

"A show all about law school would be terrible."

OK, I can't be the only one thinking "JESUS GOD GET A TRIMMER AND DEAL WITH YOUR NOSE HAIR," right? (I have a policy not to engage on anything substantive that this douchebag spews out.)