Fuck fibroids! I had one removed back in 2009 - it started hemorrhaging and I had lost 2/3rds of my blood volume in the span of a week before my dumb ass thought “Well, I don’t think it’s going to stop on its own” (I didn’t know I had a fibroid at the time). Transfusion, pre-surgery warning about hysterectomy if shit…

I’d give you 1000 stars if I could because exactly. EXACTLY. EXAAAAACTLY I MEAN THIS IS BASICALLY ME NOW

“How strange that this macerated urinal cake and his little fingers are responsible for shoving us all together today, united against a homegrown nemesis whose brand of villainy is without precedent in the U.S.”

*slow clap*

Done! Thank you.

This is me. I literally just do not get it.

I’m in the process of getting involved! And it’s Ms. Social if you’re nasty.

I had no idea - off to learn about them. Thanks so much for sharing. There is so much out there that people in this country need to know. It’s shameful that we are even talking about this in 2016.

JFC man, I didn’t need to read this first thing in the morning. Which means it’s a good thing that I did. I’m also an attorney (though not in this area) and I’ve been anxious for a good long time about all of this.

Oh my GOD I’m gonna see the shit out of this.

I can’t even fucking process this. You’re suing your child. You’re suing. Your. Child. To preserve your rights. Rights? I AM AN ATTORNEY AND I CANNOT EVEN PROCESS THIS.

Wow. This is just super great. /s

I have always, ALWAYS told people this. I’m from MA originally and was living there when gay marriage passed. Then moved to CA and was there when gay marriage passed and then was repealed and it’s like look people IT DOESN’T MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN ANYONE’S LIVES EXCEPT PEOPLE WHO WANT TO GET MARRIED WHO COULDN’T…

Hmmm, how should I put this, NOM? In order of the points: fuck you; fuck off; go fuck yourself; and get fucked.

God, you’re boring. Fuck off already.

Right? This is my line of thinking. These places continue to elect and re-elect the same shitty politicians who make things worse for them, and yet this, THIS is the solution? Continually blame the other side and get roaring drunk on the on the bullshit conservative kool-aid? How do we fix this toxic pattern of…

Mr. Social and I moved last year and I was jazzed to learn that our new polling place was a neighbors garage just a few doors down. It was awesome! I love our new neighborhood and this was yet another aspect of it which is endearing to me. I walked my pantsuited, kitten-heeled self over there and cast my long-ass…

Good God damn, I didn’t think it was possible to find a picture or gif that truly, fully, 100% perfectly captured Paul Ryan as the spineless shitweasel that he is, in all of his douchey Paul Ryan-ness, but WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT. You found it!

All the stars for “Oh, go fuck your cinnamon bagel”

I don’t know why but I just couldn’t help thinking

I also LOVE this song. The first time I heard it, it was mixed into a local stations 90 minute DJ mix, and I was like oooooooo WAT THIS??? Love Bruno. Excuse me while I take a dance break in my office.