the question is legit: have you ever modeled? Based on your comments I can only conclude that the answer is no and echo the comment already made: that isn't how it works.

Me too. We have a brother-sister pair and they're just the weirdest, most adorable creatures I've ever met.

Of course! Produced the infinitely quotable: "Her breath stank... like something died while farting in her mouth." CLASSIC!

Right? Then out of nowhere, as I was driving back to my office with my lunch today, that shitty "Jumper" song came on. There's a reason why most people haven't thought about Third Eye Blind at all for a very, very long time.

You and me both. It seems some people can't fathom wanting to live in a society that isn't armed to the fucking teeth.

Us too! The funny thing is, my husband and I do THAT VOICE, besides!

The voices they go into around 3:27 absolutely slay me. So goofy and awesome.

I have kind of a banana aversion. They have to be at a perfect, slightly-before-ripe stage (a little green at the stem) for me to eat them. Otherwise, the sickly sweet smell and texture just gets to me. One time, I was baking banana bread with a couple of seriously overripe ones, and I had to ask my husband to peel…

The head kiss just about killed me. Tara is a star!

Seriously, fuck that noise. At least the dog-owners in my life have been good enough to ask (and graciously accept me turning them down because NOPE NOPE NOPE).

Definitely not - I remember thinking how utterly adorable Mr. Tumnus was when I saw the movie and had to look him up.

After reading your poignant, completely perfect response, so do I.

I feel the same way. The Safari Park (formerly Wild Animal Park) in Escondido, CA, is huge and you see all these animals running around, doing their thing. With poaching and deforestation still rampant, well and humanely-run zoos may be the only way to provide for the continued survival of some of the animals we see…

Oh God, sweet 90's memories. Working at the department store. Band concerts. Basically any event which required black pants or a long black skirt (because what the hell was a maxi skirt, back then it was just your long, black skirt, am I right?). Thank you. THANK YOU FOREVER.

GUY SERIOUSLY.

Don't apologize. In fact, continue!

I remember such a moment as a child. I was convinced I had a little gauzy bag of chocolate candies. Bit into it and was just like, oh. That ain't even right.

My mom and I have always been really open about sex and as an adult, at least, it's never been weird. She wanted to watch Don Jon on demand several months ago when I was visiting, so we watched it. My dad was on his computer nearby and made some sounds of protestation but he eventually sat down and watched it with…

OK, rereading the full passage in the book, I don't disagree with you. I guess the show scene is just so gratuitous and utterly fails at some of the context that the book scene is able to accomplish. Doesn't make it right; it just made it feel different to me when I was reading as opposed to watching this scene.