Um. What part of "Hurry hurry do it now do me now" did you not catch there?

Now, now. It's been a while since I read the books but I don't seem recall Jaime raping anyone. Please feel free to correct me if I'm wrong.

Agreed. Beyond gross. Jaime Lannister is a lot of things, but a rapist is not one of them.

I laughed so hard at this, I think I pulled a muscle in my lower back when I got to the word cat. Well done!

I laughed so hard at this, I think I pulled a muscle in my lower back once I got the cat line.

I know several ph.d candidates who wait. Your point is invalid.

Nowhere, because grosssssss.

Agreed. Vicodin makes me so very nauseated. Percocet has always been the right amount of pain-killing, floaty goodness.

Which is AWESOME. -Signed, a Star Wars fan

Dude. "Chinaman" is not the preferred nomenclature.

It's also apparently an excuse to police the behavior of other men that doesn't conform to their stereotypical, patriarchal view of masculinity. Elsewhere in the comments someone mentioned this movement as being a side effect of white men losing their absolute dominance over the last several decades. The bullying of…

I hate pears for exactly the reasons you've described. Even in that tiny window in which they might have been palatable, they're usually too cloyingly sweet or mealy for me to bother with.

Congratulations!

Dear God, this made my LIFE.

Exactly. It's the ultimate feeling of power and control for these people: doing whatever the fuck you want to someone regardless of what the other person wants. The crime and details emerging are bad enough, but the things people have to say about it - I really want to believe it's ignorance, but I can't. I really…

"Look, I have plenty of other opportunities for self-loathing without getting my body hair involved."

Fellow fibroid sufferer here and for real - if you're not down to pick up some tampons, you are not ready for an adult relationship. This is truth.

I have ALWAYS thought this, although in different contexts ("ZOMG EWWWW PUBES ARE GROSSSSSS"). I really don't understand it, at all. To me it's just another bullshit way to define and box in understandings of what is masculine and feminine.

OMG. This is a great point. When I was a kid, we'd see weight loss commercials and although these people had lost a lot of weight, there was my mom: "She's still fat." We're talking people who went from a size 22 to like a 12. Yet, too skinny was always too skinny, you know? No winning. Perhaps unsurprisingly, I…

Je. Sus. (I have no other words for this than the slow pronunciation of "Jesus," and this parenthetical, of course)