Yes! I always think of this one:

I’m betting all the usual sitters/guardians/foster parents are also on the guest list.

With all due respect, how many kids do you know and have spent long periods of time around? I mean that seriously, because there is really no way on earth that 4 kids under 3 aren’t going to turn into the center of attention at the wedding. Just keeping them fed, hydrated, clothed, safe, and entertained is going to be…

Similarly, my mother always said, “when you marry a person, you marry his whole family.”

I can see this. Like, it’s one thing to have a shitty family, but there need to be CAST IRON boundaries in place so it doesn’t consume our whole lives. You have horrible parents you don’t speak to? Cool. You have horrible parents you still visit every Christmas and expect me to as well? Then we have a problem.

Amen! I married a man with a shitastic family that he would not stand up to. They very openly hated me and made my 7 year marriage hell. I realized he was never going to stand up for me and noticed he was slowly becoming like them, so we got divorced. My life has been so much better ever since.

“Rent” is how she spells “meth”.

Guys don’t do emotional labor. He’s already training her for marriage— it’s now her job to deal with his family.

Davos is the hero we all need. I seriously cheer him every time he does this.

The best advice my mother ever gave me was to never marry a person with a shit family. Do you know what I’d be dealing with for the rest of my life? Or until every one of them/I dies? Their shit family. And you know what else happens as time progresses? EVERYTHING GETS WORSE. The parents get dementia. The sister gets…

Option the third: Tell that bitch “Peeeeeeeace!” Now your wedding has 29 guests which means one less person to not really remember having spoken to even once the entire night.

“faking her way through her period by putting squirrel blood on a Kotex pad”

Agreed. This phenomenon was especially apparent when he did two looks on the same person as he did here with model Amber Valletta. Between the brows and the nose, you’d never guess that both people featured in the image were the same person.

Damn straight he was.

Yes yes and yes.

True story, I saw “Apocalypse Now” with a future mega-holy roller.

Didn’t she also get to keep her Cruella de Ville costume from 101 Dalmations? I remember reading an interview where she says sometimes she’ll wear it at Halloween to frighten trick-or-treaters (she is amazing).

I kind of like to imagine she just takes stuff from the set and no one is brave enough to tell her no.

I thought it was settled that Michael Douglas’s character was the real villain.

She also keeps the lamp in her living room.