“Good thing I have AAA saved as a contact...”

“You know what’s more interesting than my Porsche? Instagram.”

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Is that 37 pieces of flair?

Totally legit vault dweller.

Seriously, that fucking Mini driver was hustling, man. I think he maybe thought we were trying to murder him.

Someone make a damn hybrid electric/gas RV already. Solar panels all on the roof. A bank of batteries under the floor. An RV that gets 40mpg and could go off grid for a week. Take my fucking money.

I do not Instagram, twat, Tinder, or any of the other crazy things you young people do. Please post these cool pics to Jalopnik or Oppo. Thanks.

I would bring auto jobs back to Michigan!

I think this country has enough assholes running around. We don't need another one occupying public office.

I will use logic to get a great answer. Currently I have not issues with my bladder or prostate but boy is gas expensive . I love long car rides and don’t want to ride with a piss jug, that is gross.

Lemme guees, - the Juke is the weird outsider, who’s a track star, and secretly popular? Oh, she’s a total bitch because lol anim... er, autom...e?

All the other cars in this lot are like: “I really hope senpai will notice me!”

Maybe your service advisor just had no idea? He has obviously never played Gran Turismo...

Yeah. Shame, right?

Cannot unsee...

I know this may be a pretty unpopular submission, but I have never been able to get over the preportions of the last generation CTS Coupe. There are just huge flat expanses of flat metal and plastic paneling. The belt line is awkwardly high and the rake of the car front to rear makes for odd disparities between the…