Also keep in mind that this is a $2500 car. That miniscule commission would not buy enough eye bleach to make that image go away.

Guy comes in to buy a $2500 Hyundai. I usually google people when they are on test drives, because I'm nosey. Turns out he is a registered sex offender. Comes back from the test drive and tells me out of the blue that he likes the car, is happy with the condition and he chopped his dick off 2 years ago.

The dude with his crotch squared up with the business end of the exhaust is a brave, brave man.

Rockin that NWO shirt lol

Give it a break, it's not easy to autocross a house.

It also depends on when you go - I picked up a 2013 F-150 Limited for 0% for 66 months because I happened to be looking at the right time

What. The hell. Did I just watch...

You're a skell and the precise reason that Jalops hate dealership salespeople. Manufacturer direct sales cannot come soon enough.

Saying that customers are just as bad as dealers because of the common occurrence of schizophrenics in society is just wrong. Dealers systematically suck at their jobs, and the customer is always right.

For some reason I can't post a picture, but everyone knows the Mercedes-Benz R63 AMG. Also known as the best sleeper ever, even though it's sort of like a van/wagon type of thing on steroids.

Is there anything better than a fast sedan?

I'm in a similar field, a coworker and I were at an office supply place grabbing a label maker (to label APs and switches), and he was stopped/questioned by multiple customers. The same thing happened when we stopped by Walmart so I could grab some steel-toed boots (flew in without mine), it was then that I pointed…

Owner. Profit on vehicle about $1000. Kinda worth it.

To be fair, consultants really deserve to be yelled at. ; )

Had (Still have!!) a customer who was so insane about their Explorer, they drove everyone nuts. He's a regular, and every oil change, he comes in with some other random complaint about his vehicle. It's to the point that we can recognize his keychain when the dispatcher hands out the repair order. There are so many…

Verona, Suzuki Verona

Had a guy bring in his Park Avenue for a recalled fuel pressure solenoid that could possibly cause a fire. While he was sitting in the waiting room behind a huge glass window- the fire started. Mechanics running everywhere, smoke pouring out all over the garage, eventually a fire truck showed up. All the while he…

Thanks, rape gifs

I seriously got my star 3 weeks before they got rid of the star system. I was quite upset when I didn't have my star anymore.

Looks like a Puma to me