I would love to see Uncle Joe rip a burnout in a Corvette on the white house lawn if he gets elected.

Me vote Munky.

Thinks? He KNOWS it is true.

Are we sure there’s even a load there. For all I know those a cardboard “weights” so it makes sense there would be zero noticeable load.

Stupidity, it is as American as Apple Pie and Chevrolet.

I’d bet 4 dollars that Trump somehow thinks this is true.

You have a lot more faith in the voting population than I do.

Just 100 more days until this clown car of an administration gets voted out of office.  

Looks like they’re appealing to his base of mouthbreathers in a way only they can understand: “Ooh, big trucks!”

The headlining picture looks to be a Trailblazer Equinox, not a Blazer.

The Wrangler is a license for FCA (excuse me, Stellantis) to print money. There’s a waiting list for used ones. It’s the 4 wheel counterpart to a Harley, a cosplaymobile (for most buyers, let’s be honest). The accessories the parts dept. can sell are more profitable than the whole Fiat lineup.

Question: Why does anyone prefer using a manual offroad?

Also, taintless. 

Ha. That was my first thought: “Ask your doctor about Stellantis”

If you experience an over-reliance on SUV’s and have no plan for the future, contact your doctor immediately.

STALIN LETS

Alternatively: SELL TAINTS

I always thought FCA USA LLC was a weird name. After all, it stands for “Fiat Chrysler Automobiles United States of America Limited Liability Company.”

“Stellantis has been clinically proven for treatment of lead foot syndrome.  Some users of Stellantis experience vertigo, numbness of limbs, or tunnel vision.  Consult your doctor if you have a history of heart conditions, as Stellantis may increase your risk of high blood pressure.”

MVP MVP! Jalopnik readers never disappoint.