Having a young child, this freaks me out. Didn't have to make that particular life-altering decision, but I've made others and will continue to do so. I have no idea what kind of human my daughter is yet. All I can do is pay attention and hope I don't screw up too bad. Debates may rage, but you have to make choices…

I would really like a larger discussion on WTF has happened in the last 20 years that has caused such a resurgence in misogyny? Because I am not wearing rose-colored glasses to say the guys I went to college with in the 80's did not talk about women the way I see young guys talk about women now. And the violent…

Well, the good thing is you can't take pictures of a fart and Instagram them.

Agreed. She was likely fired because she refused to take down a post that would be damaging to the image/reputation of the news team. I mean, she admitted that she refused to work on stories about old people. Local news reporters are sort of obliged to be supportive of the community that they work in—that's part of…

I agree. 6, 8, and 10 seem especially problematic.

This. Being transparent is one thing, being unprofessionally indiscreet is quite another.

The admitting to stealing mail would seem to me to be something that an employer might not be overly enthused about.

Oh, I have always loved bats. Bats and rats. Designing a bat tattoo for next month, actually.

I suspect that Kanye and I would have very little to, uh, rap about.

I know lawmakers do sneak in random laws into places they don't really belong just to get the law through, but if you're going to have the indecency to take away women's rights to make their own decisions, at least have the balls to come out and say it.

This should go viral. People should know that fat-shaming is counterproductive.

That's pretty much why I never go. If I go and wear a bathing suit I feel like people are judging my very imperfect body, but if I stay covered up then they're judging me because I'm that weird, completely clothed person at the beach.

It does! It's where your hand goes when you puppeteer one!

The terrorists are winning.

They have long since evolved beyond the need for asses.

THESE IS NO SAVING THROW VS BEHOLDER POOP

Ya know what's weird about these videos?... They make me feel ashamed that I'm not enough of a geek.

But have you ever seen the back of one?? You don't know!! We need a DM's ruling. DOES THE BEHOLDER HAVE AN ASS?

I don't think those are mutually exclusive options. I'd go with C: Both