This one isn't a bazooka, but you really can't go wrong with a Hello Kitty rocket launcher.

Great. Now they're probably all going to start menstruating together. What if that happens on TV? What if my kid sees that? It's going to attract bears.

Why would anyone ever send a picture of their junk over the internet? When did this become OK? You are just setting yourself up for embarrassment and ridicule. This applies to women, as well.

Stone Lotus! Ahahahahaaa. Of course it was called Stone Lotus. It's such a poetic juxtaposition. Stone, like a hard-on. Lotus, like soft lady parts, with a touch of Orientalism thrown in. POETRY I TELL YOU

If I weren't certain it was some sort of illegal biohazard no-no to mail people bodily fluids, this would inspire me to start collecting my menstrual blood in jars as presents for certain legislators.

Yea, get a load of this guy!

Come on you guys, knock it off.

Way to be a real jerk off.

Dear Iowa,

You suck.

Sincerely,
Fuck You

We can form a group!

This makes me want to vomit. And punch things.

That's a good way to make sure he stays a loner.

What, the Wha?!?!

I realized this the hard way (i.e., crying under a strobe light at a party while eating a bag of Tostito's)

This is not what I know to be true either. Tipsy means tipsy (unless its used sarcastically) and wasted means wasted. I've never known there to be gender bias in getting completely off your trolley.

However, it IS my experience that it's usually men who go all the way to the top (bottom?) of the ladder, while the women tend to cut themselves off before that

Now wait just a minute. I've always been told that men sweat and women perspire. Was this a lie too? Have I been lied too? Does this also affect the farting and tooting deal as well? My entire life is a complete sham. There is no truth.

See also Goths. At least back in my days. I used to hang out with a bunch of goth kids all throughout my high school years, because they didn't give a shit about being stereotypically feminine/masculine. The girls had shaved heads and piercings all over their faces and definitely didn't care about looking pretty, and…

I... can see that. I have wondered why people use those toilet seat covers in public restrooms, when it's just their thighs touching the toilet, and then they sit on park benches in shorts...

Co-signed. She's trying. Let's educate rather than humiliate.