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It's hard to know how to react to this. On the first hand, her point is valid. One breaking the law isn't a valid justification to ignore that same person being the victim of other laws being broken. If that logic held, then Johns would be well within their rights to steal from prostitutes on the grounds that they

Also true! It's risky to put yourself out there and make yourself vulnerable to scrutiny by someone you're interested in. Repeated failure also makes it harder and harder to keep casting your line, so to speak :\

(38. Doesn't matter how old you are now; you'll be 38 by the time you're done with grad school)

That would be so cool! I am trying my hardest to get out of The Greys.

"and blah blah I'm already leaving"

As a general rule, whenever someone bestows upon themselves a positive title you should immediately run the other way. A very attractive person who goes around claiming they're "hot" comes off as obnoxious. Now imagine if that person is average looking, but still clings to the delusion that they are very good looking.

God, yes. I know quite a few intellectuals that are great people (I'm even married to one), but not one of these great people would ever self-identify as one. My hubs would recoil in horror if you even called him that to his face. He gets embarrassed when people call him "Dr.", even though he earned the shit out of

I'm convinced the ballsack evolved this way simply so that we can watch hours of YouTube and America's Funniest Home Video nutsack shots. DO YOU KNOW OF A HIGHER PURPOSE??

Ohio Man is certainly giving Florida Man a run for his money this week.

Every horrible intellectual man I've ever dated was a libertarian. It's exhausting to try to have any conversation that doesn't go back to how the free market works.

YES to the self-professed intellectual. I've never met one that wasn't an asshole.

A boy's sexuality is a private matter between him and his Catholic priest.

Wait, I was under the impression this has been around for a while. A few months at least.

Yeah, my puns are kind of hit-or-swiss sometimes. No parm in trying, though!

I have always heard, from every hairdresser ever, that my hair has "no texture." I have thick, bone-straight hair. I've always taken "no texture" to mean that barrettes, headbands and other fasteners slide right the hell out of it unless it's layered and full of sticky product.

Was it... cocked?