I love it when I show up, read an article, disagree with something, turn to comment, and find that my exact feelings have already been captured.

Sadly, I am not.

There's a dance to be done between your singleness, your standards, and your happiness.

There are plenty of "important" life skills I never learned. I can't sew a button back on. I can't change my oil. Nobody taught me these things. I could probably go out and learn them, but I haven't because I suck.

What is Tim doing somewhere other than the top of the comments? Up you go!

Simultaneously beautiful, hilarious, and heartrending.

DO YOU HATE PEOPLE WHO USE PEAK INSTEAD OF PEEK? I DO AND IT IS BECOMING INFURIATINGLY COMMON FOR SOME REASON.

The government just started back up and you're already demanding new entitlements! The NERVE of you liberals!

When I was a teenager, I didn't do drugs. I didn't drink. I didn't smoke. I snuck out on precisely one occasion. I was a good little teenager. If I had ever been raped, it would have been horrible and I would have hoped the rapist ended up in jail.

But! But but but!

Duckface is a regression for all non-duck beings.

save yourself the love-struck headache of actually being in a relationship and just watch this SparkNotes version

We would miss videos like this one.

Yep. Lots of rapes involve alcohol. If we were to rely on women speaking up in the moment to prevent rape, then we have a problem because it's hard for a drunk person to communicate clearly, or for a drunk person to listen to a sober person and understand the message, or near impossible for two drunk people to get…

That is exactly what I am saying. I have zero clue where the word "accidental" made it in to any reading of my post.

(This will be posted in reply to my own comment as well, so that in the case that it is dismissed it will remain visible)

(This will be posted in reply to my own comment as well, so that in the case that it is dismissed it will remain visible)

You and I had a conversation about the impact of rape jokes, not actual rape, didn't we? Or did we have another conversation I'm forgetting?

That's what I said.

I have not said any of the things you think I have said. You have invented a history that does not exist. Seek professional help. You're delusional, paranoid, and have real issues letting go of things. You're causing nothing but anguish for the both of us.