I actually started to write an essay, but then I realized the game.

Alright. So you care enough to stalk/respond to posts I made in the ancient past, but not enough to actually read for background information to fill in the blanks for yourself.

I guess nowadays, yeah. Because now everything's got competitive multiplayer.

Sometimes you sacrifice accuracy for rhythm when making lyrics.

Off your trolley... I like that. I'll have to remember to make use of it.

If a doctor says you have a heart murmur, try putting your ear by your chest and going, "What's that? Hee hee. I don't know if he's single."

I don't know what world it is either, but when I look around I see proportionally far fewer women who are "gone" than men.

I see the reference, but in my head it still doesn't work. It's like chute is a non-word that's only applicable to that game or something...

I'd love to, but it's pretty unlikely we live in the same region given that you just used the word "chute" there.

Well if you don't get any more drunk after more glasses... then why have more?

This is also counter to my experiences. Different vocabulary has only applied for a handful of lower levels of intoxication, while all the fun parts use the same words.

Legs touching park bench... *shudder*

I always wear full pants unless I intend to be submerged in water or naked. I don't like the feeling of my legs touching the air. Or each other. They are only permitted to touch fabric.

Are you trying to imply that YGOTAS is not a respectable journalistic outlet?

Your dog IS adorable. I'm now sad that I don't live in a place where I can really have a dog.

What we need is for duckface to not be a thing anymore. You can keep or discard the concept of a selfie, you can keep or discard the way so much social approval hangs on how they turn out, and you can keep or discard how much sexual suggestiveness is expected to be in a given picture, but for the love of all that is…

Eh, lots of those things don't apply to many of the subcultures people grow up in these days.

You didn't say that in the article. You're being misleading.

That's a yahoo email address. There's no way that's state owned.

This is going to come off pretty ridiculously, given that I am in no way qualified to talk about romance, but I would say that first and foremost in the echelon of romantic importance is being willing to get hurt.