Too many men and not enough women in the marriage pool?

Not guaranteed is closer to my intent.

Thanks for playing, but I'm a dude. Who doesn't do the things you're talking about.

You're probably fine, then. See how you used everyday language to swing into the subject? That's because it was just a conversation with some folks and you weren't riding your "I'm an intellectual!" horse. You remain approachable, but enthusiastic.

I'm not big on philosophy. I have a small hat full of names. Feel free to substitute whatever's more appropriate.

Sure! You can just say you like doing X or Y. But let's double check with a quick test:

Maybe some kind of retracting/descending action? They're safe inside until it's time, descending simultaneously with a growing erection? How long does it take to produce sperm?

They don't have to display any of the characteristics of a typical man-child, and you don't have to date them. They all belong to one abhorrent mass that is easy to spot and avoid.

Yeah... I'm gonna go with the "eww bodily excretions" thing and say that it's completely fine and not gendered or sexist to want menstrual blood to go away.

Apparently getting lucky while listening to Get Lucky isn't lucky enough, so you need to wrap up with Get Lucky just to make sure your luck doesn't run out.

Do I win anything for not liking the song?

Oh, that's an easy one.

Yes. A friend of a friend (I swear! Really!) ran a campaign on this service and was successfully funded.

Gesundheit.

Sorry, but I just don't think your puns are gouda 'nough.

Your mention of stoners touching hair reminds me of some horrible teenage shitheads who rode the same school bus as I did who happened to be brazen enough to smoke pot on the bus.

I'm a white guy with my own very curly and voluminous hair that sometimes draws comments.

Being completely outside of any hair knowledge circles, this is the first time I've seen the term "textured hair" and I am struck by an immediate distaste for it.

Hi there! You seem to be confused. Rather than respond on a point-by-point basis to all of these replies you're throwing at the me from over a year ago, how about I just tell you that you're responding to a large number of my comments from over a year ago and that even if I wanted to engage you on these points or…

The e at the end of your link isn't linky. And I already bumped one of these, but it turns out you were first.