Well, he’s already clearly guilty of lying multiple times under oath, as well as not having the composure a Supreme Court Justice needs, so maybe it’s time to pick another partisan Republican-backed candidate anyway?

Bitch.... Michelle O accomplished more in her life BEFORE she became first lady than you and your whole tornado bait trailer trash family have ever even read about. Double Ivy League Graduate. Lawyer. Hospital Administrator. Mother. Go getter. Accomplisher of many things, not the least of which is to be married to a…

A star for the genital wart/ass dichotomy. Beaitiful.

Bonus stars for the Santorum reference! 🌟🌟🌟

It always warms my heart to see “santorum” used in the way fully prescribed by Savage Love readers. :)

This motherfucker is a pus filled, Santorum covered genital wart on the ass of humanity. Trash is too good a descriptor for his rancid ass. 

Oh, help me out, y’all.  Now, is Donald, Jr. Uday or Qusay Trump?  I always forget which one he’s supposed to be.

I hope that fall comes off the side of a cliff or right before an elk gores him on one of his hunting trips.

Time AND receipts.

Is there a way to pay someone to beat his arse daily in prison.

Dear DJTJ,

Right? Same here! I had no idea Miz Franklin gave him props like that. And, true, there were way too many men up there. And, it goes without saying that it should have been better timed. And, why some people chose the song selections they did, (yeah, I looking at you Miz Chaka Khan! WtH was THAT all about? The lyrics…

Agreed. When Dominos announced their “pizza hot spot” delivery (delivering to things other than houses and such), one of the places they mentioned was dog parks. What a terrible idea. Your driver is going to mauled, the people who are eating the pizza will be harassed by countless dogs, and who the fuck would want to…

There are people places and there are dog places. Please stop mixing the two up.

I feel bad for poor Suki, being dragged by the idiot owner all over the place.

She screamed entitlement from the get-go. I was unimpressed.

The health concern (if there is an ordinance) would be that a server may touch one of the animals and serve food without washing their hands.

That’s what really rubbed me wrong, too. The dog owner assumed the dog would be allowed in, then came up with a dumb, “but we could just...” which forced a response from the waitstaff. Just really crappy and presumptuous all around. 

And why would they? The dogs are nowhere near the kitchen.

This piece makes it sound like there are in fact large swaths of the country where animals aren’t allowed in outside eating areas. Some states have passed laws to allow it, but localities within those states may still prohibit them, or else what the state law may do is allow localities to opt out of general…