Homeboy’s got a bullfrog neck. I’ll bet his shirts actually close from the back.

It always really annoys me when I go to a conference and listen to a speech given by a women and she mentions being a mom first. I want to hear about her professional achievements not her personal ones. It always feels like they must couch their expertise or professional achievements with personal ones.

I think you misread that....

Dude, if you are wasting time and money doing something you dislike for the sole purpose of living within some dumb aesthetic, with no reciprocation for your partner, maybe you should ask yourself whether its a do or die for your relationship. And more importantly whether you care to be with someone who would call…

We worship men who ambitiously pursue their self-interests and careers, but all the great stuff women do doesn’t mean shit if they don’t also “value relationships.” Cure cancer, end world hunger — that’s nice, but did she ever find love?

Asking Hillary Clinton this seems just so incredibly basic and clickbaity. I am dissapointed in this. Who the fuck cares what her twitter bio says?

I actually appreciate your information ... it’s SOMETHING instead of some GED owning basement dweller telling me an AK-47 isn’t even an assault rifle/automatic whatever the hell point they are trying to make. Your point actually is relevant!

“Crank Yankers guy forced to lecture government representatives.”

Luckily, Republicans’ days in office are numbered, because the American electorate has demonstrated time and time again that it prefers its elected politicians to be the best and brightest that society has to offer.

Just baffling that the host of Win Ben Stein’s Money and co-host of The Man Show has been forced to become the conscience of middle America.

Dan Rather said it best (IMO):

Most asshats can barely drive a regular car! Flying cars? No thank you.

Am I the only one here who doesn’t give a flying fuck about flying cars? I mean I am not against looking forward to the next big technological progress but this seems like a futile exercise.

You can’t control what your adult children do but even before this recent wave of accusations, I thought any parent who let their child be a professional entertainer should be investigated...a few times. 

Would anyone here let their children go into acting, particularly film acting, knowing what we all now know?

But, for a major American city, this is absurd

Those bastards! If I want my yard to look like a third world country I should be able to make that happen.

This is why my uncle, a longtime Minneapolis resident, moved across the river into Wisconsin...

solution: extend your garage out to the entire length of your driveway.

I love the fact that Minneapolis is so proactive in fighting urban blight.