Shutter Island > Love Island

I think it’s due to the variation in the MCR1 gene that’s responsible for the red hair. And apparently redheads feel a lot more anxiety anticipating pain, which makes it worse. We’re a weird bunch. But yes, I’d assume your mom experienced the same thing with the meds just not working like they should and nobody taking…

I am sensitive to opiates, but they wear off way faster than they should. A pain killer will knock me off my rocker for about 20 minutes and an hour later the pain is back like I didn’t take anything at all.

Finally getting a doctor that understood that females and redheads both have pain and opiate tolerance issues is probably the #1 reason I’m not an opiate OD statistic.

People have mentioned how weird it would be for someone to find their ex here. In this case, I want like 8 guys to apologize to you for doing this.

I feel the same way about yoga instructors and (back in the day) lifeguards.

I have dated men who are shorter than me, men who are balding, men with small nail beds (lol @attica) and many more with these types of deal breakers. None of that bothered me. But when a dude says he’s a DJ, I nope the FUCK out of there. 

old cartoon- woman sitting in doctor’s exam room, doctor pictured handing her a shoe box marked Birkenstocks. Caption: I’m so sorry, but we’re out of birth control pills. Just wear these until the pills are back in stock.

I had a boyfriend who used to get jealous of my purry, demanding cat, to the point where I told him, point blank, not to make me choose between him and my cat because he would not like my answer to that. And I meant it.

eating at california pizza kitchen is a dealbreaker.

Bringing you out of the greys because this is SUPER petty and I love it.

Small fingernail beds. If your fingernails are stubby, I nope right out. I don’t quite understand why I find that so viscerally repellent, but there it is. It must speak to my subconscious, and I know better than to question it. If I find you beautiful before I see your hands, and then see the stubs? Lady-boner…

That’s a nope for me.

I always feel bad for my high school friend Chad when I see things like this. Then I remember he’s a surgeon with a ridiculously hot wife and I figure he’s doing ok.

I was sucking on a Werther’s Original and I almost just died, thanks.

A couple of years ago I ran through a string (3) of men that were unable to drive front facing into a parking slot. They backed into every slot. I questioned them and they said the same thing, “Makes for a quick get away.” All three turned out to be obsessive control freaks. Now if a man backs in, even one time, he’s…

Dumped a guy over his heavy Boston accent. I just couldn’t handle the way he would talk during sex, saying “Oh my gawd, ya tits are ahwsome!”. It was like banging Ted.

I could actually afford this! :+)

MBBHDH was one of my late husband’s all-time favourite films, so I immediately internet love you and ask for your hand in internet marriage.

So this whole article just makes me want to watch Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House.