as another person in ‘recovery’, congratulations! holidays can be soooo difficult, so good on you for keeping it drama free and HAPPY! 

Congrats on your sobriety!

gin is probably the easiest spirit to differentiate IMO

Go get 2 shots at lunch today. A Beefeater, and an Hendricks. Drink them straight. Get back to us.

Just a digital fist bump and cheers from me to you. No one, and I mean no one ever mentions Monkey 47 gin.

Call John Taffer.  He’ll yell at them. 

“Love it” when my coworkers “help” by loading the dishwasher after a party/lunch...

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But see this isn’t a weird thing, this is a thing that ends relationships. Super normal!

I seek revenge on rude people anonymously. Like the bitch who parked her cart in the middle of the grocery aisle and ignored my polite request to get by?

Honestly surprised I haven’t seen anything about dishwashers yet. The way I stack the dishwasher is correct, and everyone else who stacks my dishwasher differently is wrong

I am cackling!

I talk to myself and sometimes re-argue past arguments with people who a) are not there to defend themselves and b) I haven’t spoken to in years. Pantsless of course, because fuck pants.

I’ve been playing Devil’s advocate for a bit, but in the end, I advocate justice. And your mom got off lucky with a punch in the arm.

I’ll be clear on this point: Pushing someone down the stairs is NOT OK except in self-defense.

I would really like folks to remember that abuse isn’t just limited to physical abuse. Emotional and verbal abuse does a SHIT TON of damage, I know from experience. People with mental illness, especially CHILDREN, are far more likely to be victims of abuse than perpetrators. So that person’s story is really upsetting…

Exactly, there is a lot more to this story that isn't being let on.

To be honest: as a survivor of childhood domestic abuse (between age 7 and 18), the post he replied to raised HUGE red flags for me. HUGE. I am also *still* gaslighted about it by my family, which is why I haven’t spoken to them in years. Please don’t forget that children are not adults, and they are vulnerable. also…

This story isn’t scary, and there are so many other stories on here that I doubt anyone will read it...but it IS true, I wanted to share it somewhere, and folks in my normal life would probably roll their eyes, so...

When I was about 22 one of my close friends, T, completed suicide. His housemate found him. None of us knew what he’d been going through. He was the life and soul. It was hard.