Not me. Where have you been?

Dear Fellow Republican,

Okay. What about the last four weeks?

No, but there was no chance he'd come up. Bases loaded, two out, a run wins the game, an out ends the inning.

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That's some wacky, wild stuff...

mccormick's vodka, with water and lemon juice. i'm broke.

I wonder how many will get this.

Nah, it resides here with us. Got ourselves a threesome.

Tap water for my upcoming date with the treadmill.

Honorable mention to Mike Evans (#13) for hauling that in.

He clearly misheard Kobe, who actually said, "Honestly, man, I don't really give assists."

The first rule of tautology club is the first rule of tautology club.

In UTEP's defense, how were they supposed to know it was a fake just because the kicker moved up to the line?

Imagine how less violent a night they would have had just playing Grand Theft Auto V.

Steve Irwin: Tried Again One Last Stingray

Not a big change, the fans are already used to seeing other teams score touchdowns in their stadium.