Not wrong at all. Also, none of these stupid machines are gonna make your drunk ass a cheeseburger deluxe at 4am.

Am I wrong?

Not to mention everything we do as gov’t employees is the for the benefit of the American people (okay, some agencies more successfully than others, FU ICE) instead of just working to make money for a few privileged business owners.

Just after Captain Planet’s “Recyclers, Assemble!”

And where will they put the payphone that lets you call anywhere in Latin America for 49 cents a minute?

*insert pantomime jerk off gif here*

Oooh, so now we’re going to go all Tea Party on anyone who ever cooperates with Trump even when he (absent-mindedly) does something we want? Great strategy.

If we closed tax loopholes which allow some of the largest corporations to pay zero(!) taxes, and in some extreme cases actually wind up with a net profit from the government, then the cost to the public could be even smaller.

YOU! You’re the reason! I knew we’d finally find the ONE person responsible for racism!

Well of course it will be enormous. It’s health care. But we also -grossly- outspend other nations, ones that use single payer, on a per capita basis.

Democrats, attack!

How is there no emoji for “dismissive wanking motion”?

I have never been scared of anything other than possible dust inhalation in a bodega.

This white person jumped over “sketchy” right onto “terrifying”!!

“Most corner stores are dirty, over-priced, lack variety, and frankly are terrifying to go into”

The city’s permanent residents should really adjust to the needs of the casual, pants-pissing visitor.

that’s awesome and I am stealing it

I’m sure all the “State’s rights” and “Keep the Goddamned Federal Gubmint out of state’s affairs” Republicans are going to be totally supportive of this.

He’s the HL Mencken of our times. Although I find his cynicism far more entertaining. Perhaps I would pay more attention to Mencken if he had paired his words with off key German circus music too.