Go a little farther north on 84 and stop by Tree House here in Charlton - can’t beat them!

She makes Kylie Jenner’s makeover look subtle. How the fuck is that even the same person.

BURN!

No wonder she always looks like she’s straining to see upwards, or desperately trying to clear a peppermint candy that’s lodged in her throat... having that jawline installed really made her neck look fucked-up.

Yeah, literally not one insurance job has actually moved. Travelers did the exact same thing decades ago. They just legally incorporate in the City, where taxes are quite a lot higher; they’re not gonna spend money on a new building in Midtown, they just want an executive suite with its own helipad.

WOOF

He should have said UTC. I’m thinking Malloy will slit his wrists to land Amazon.

She used her plastic...wisely.

You should see Hartford right now. If Aetna’s not going to not pay taxes here anymore, then by gum, we’ll find someone else to not pay taxes here, come hell, Hamilton Nolan, or high water.

before picture is kinda like Heather Mattarazzo. After picture is kinda like a wax figurine

Meh. That ship has sailed. I grew up swimming at the Jersey Shore in the 1970s— I’m already non-biodegradable.

No. I think he meant Utica, NY.

Get stuffed

Amazon to the cities who make the final round:

“Amazon’s New Headquarters Should Be In Hell.”

I....don’t necessarily want to sound thirsty, but...Jersey? Kia just opened a new import plant that ate up half my property taxes. Can I hope Amazon eats the other half and not be a bad PERSON?

I tried to go semi-obscure, but am absolutely pleased that the commentaries are on board. If they’re not...it’s just some swamp gas from Venus; fuck ‘em.

No need to panic; it’s not like we are contaminating the whole environment