There are no “alt-lefts” and “alt-rights.” Alternative to what? Okay, you’re right-wing, so the alternative is... right-wing?

This mother fucker can’t read

If it don’t fit on a bumper sticker or a plaque, most ‘Muricans ain’t gonna bother with it.

The Alt-left is not the issue here, Walter! They peed on my fucking rug!

She’d be like, “Oh no, I met him twice. Fucker has a bad toupee and wouldn’t shake my hand the first time.”

The goal should really be that, as a general rule, people should feel neither pride nor shame nor receive favor nor disfavor in society as a result of the ethnic happenstance of their birth.

Full marks to 149.39.250.11 for some excellent editing!

Someone please 45 in really simple words that there are no sane people clamoring for the Washington and Jefferson monuments to be taken down. 

No 45, there are no sane people clamoring for the Washington and Jefferson monuments to be taken down.

Books are for burning mo-ron!

Here is an image of a beautiful Confederate monument.

He doesn’t need books. He already knows all the best words. He keeps telling us only he has all the facts, which he collects before he makes any statements. We don’t know all the facts but he does. If the media is fake news, imagine how fake actual books must be!

Don’t get caught up in the monuments debate. Trump is a master con artist trying to change the situation. No one except White Supremacists, Nazis, and fringe pundits are defending his remarks on Charlottesville after Tuesday. That issue is a disaster for him.

There are plenty of people, however, who will chime in…

I’d much rather the Greek approach to used dishware. Opa motherfucker!

In the spirit of our President’s push to memorialize aspects of our history and culture, I have commissioned statues of Benedict Arnold, Julius and Ethel Rosenberg, John Walker Lindh, Timothy McVeigh, Daniel Shays, and Ted Kaczynski to appear in prominent locations throughout the country. Protesters will be greeted…

We knew what side of the battle he was on during the campaign trail (if we don’t want to go further back).

“In some ways, Trump would rather have people calling him racist than say he backed down the minute he was wrong,” one adviser to the White House said on Wednesday about Charlottesville. “This may turn into the biggest mess of his presidency because he is stubborn and doesn’t realize how bad this is getting.”

Doesn’t he realize that Jackson and Lee were enemies of America? Honoring them would be like honoring Hitler. And what fucking inbred idiot would honor Hit... Oh, right... Shit.

Honestly, I don’t think this moron has any fucking idea what he’s saying anymore. Can’t we just treat him like the fancy china from here on out? Bring him out for ceremony every now and then, but otherwise just lock him away somewhere where we can’t see him and rarely, if ever, think about him?

Sad to see the history and culture of our great country being ripped apart with the removal of our beautiful statues and monuments.