Ooooo I’m feeling that warming glow right now!

i havent felt that good in months

Delicious as it feels in my mouth, I’m not sure that ‘disgraced’ goes far enough for me. ‘Incarcerated’? ‘Treasonous grifter and his jailbird family’?

I like this better- Illegitimate Disgraced Former President 45.

If you say it three times, it comes true!

Finally, a way to make “President Donald Trump” sound palatable.

Please. Trump’s not going anywhere until 2020. Frankly, I’m not convinced he won’t be here until 2024.

“Disgraced Former President Donald Trump.”

Thank you for reporting the events of today.

He actually bottoms from the top, because of his social conscience.

You just know he showers once a week and smells of sweat and patchouli oil, so my answer is yes, I’d bang the shit out of him. But in your bed.

And no direct eye contact.

You’re getting me hot.

first i’ll need to verify whether or not i have a scheduling conflict.

Third base only. Shower first.

Would you have sex with Tim Kaine’s son?

Except that its purpose. Wow. Go back to bed comrade. They can’t listen in while you dream

Really?!

good thing it’s not on Jalopnik, eh?

Wow, Terrell. That was thorough. This could have been Part 1, Part2.