“I’m sorry, I just won an award.”

This is ridiculous because it in effect uses a ‘race memory’ as an excuse for his behavior. If the writer had said something like ‘AP was quite possibly abused as a child himself and that would make him more likely to act the same’ and left it at that, there wouldn’t be such a problem.

Interestingly, the creatures that are our most remote ancestors had no anus so their shit literally came out of their mouths. Seems like this learned behaviour thing can last hundreds of millions of years eh Pete.

My great, great great great great great great great granparents were slaves too! Can I punch my little brother in the gut? Just asking.

Masterful

My wife and I wake up every morning in hopes of finding the pee-pee tapes splashed across the internet.

Ridiculous suggestion. Even if it were true that Peterson was descended from slaves that wouldn’t be the reason why he hit his kid, that would only explain his strength and agility while doing so.

“Being president is hard. I mean, who knew healthcare was so complicated?!? You know what’s fun, though...traveling around the country, getting up in front of crowds, talking about myself and then they cheer! And the losers who don’t like me...I can rip them up and whadda they gonna do about it? Nothing! The people…

No. One. Is. Still. Talking. About. The. Election. Except. “President” Trump.

I swear I wake up every morning waiting for the final domino to fall in this atrocious presidency. Then I call my senators (who don’t answer of course) sign 25 petitions that feel totally futile, and refresh my web pages incessantly until it’s time to drink myself into a stupor, fall asleep and do it all again the…

Agreed. And where is the thought of being an example for the future you are supposed to be educating? Inner city-dogwhistles, descriptions of being Black as living hell on earth, the up and comer Fred Douglass- but wait, you want us to stop by? Sure thing, boss! Those students must think their leaders are both…

Yeah, okay John Wilson, Jr. This is really a surprising outcome.

Morehouse College President John Wilson, Jr. issued a statement today admitting that over 100 HBCU Presidents went to the White House and all they got was a lousy Instagram photo.

At my friend’s house in the Adirondacks, raccoons used the cat door to come in. They used their little hands to unscrew the lid on the granola jar, ate all the granola, then they opened a bottle of baby aspirin and ate all of them. Then they ate all the Cat Chow. And most of the Tums.

Oh. That’s sweet.

My TWO favorite things! Raccoons and cats! Their tiny human hands are the best. Weird spin off fact when people find raccoon hand bones they usually report them to police thinking they are human child hands. Sometimes it even stumps the police. I read about it in a book on forensic anthropology. Also, some scientists…

I choose to believe this image is real.

It’s probably going to eat that cat.

Argh I love it. We have the politest raccoons at our cottage that just gently slide our compost lid aside each night and eat what they like (they hate lemons!) and never leave a mess. They are such genteel raccoons.

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