They secretly order KFC, put it on a fancy plate, and listen to him say, “This tastes just like the real thing.”

One has to wonder how the White House chef feels about making anything at all for 45 and his guests to eat.

I’m pretty sure this sums up how NJ feels about Chris Christie:

You should see the mating displays.

These would be perfect if I allowed my sub to wear anything.

I think y’all uploaded the wrong audio.

You’re missing the part where he talked about how Trump dipped his balls in it and told Christie to “give the yuge prunes a polish”

The dominance displays of this species are weird.

Because he’s a MAN and men have value beyond sexual currency.

Conservative activists are proposing a law that only allows for the doll to be shipped in blue packaging.

Goddammit, of course tail. I was weighing different airplane grabbing puns and landed on “throttle and flap control”. Tail is way fucking better.

I would rather see him fucking a plane that fucking a country.

But did he grab it by the tail

Well, she is his cock pit.

That explains the pilot’s helmet, goggles, and scarf that keeps popping up on the Churchill bust.

I imagine that’s what a Trump cologne would smell like ( if one doesn’t exist yet. Too lazy to google it )

Which begs the question, how many days did it take to fit all her parts together?

Everyone should tweet at him that he’s the worst pilot, just a terrible, awful pilot who could never fly a plane, and that Hillary could fly a play better than him.

Ivanka’s 35, which can only lead one to conclude that Donald Trump believes she is an airplane.

Sorry, not this dude. Why can’t I stay home, make dinner, keep the house, take care of the kids. It would be so fun not having a job. I’M JUST KIDDING!