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sobchaksecurity1998

For those that want White History Month, don’t worry, March is coming. Women of color are pretty much ignored during Women’s History Month.

This made me laugh out loud.

Yeah, I know. Carson is the token black in this clusterfuck of an administration.

Seems like so many have watched mom and dad touch it.

I am frightened by the fact that I had to double-check that he didn’t actually say this.

Okay, come on, this quote isn’t really from him, is it?

I’m laughing and crying all at once.

I thought that was Amarosa’s title.

Not that it makes it any better, but I think it’s 29%, but yeah, seriously. WTF

What are you, a fucking park ranger now?

1/3 of Trump voters think the Emancipation Proclamation was a mistake.

Remember, Nixon created the EPA, which repubs now wish to destroy.

You mean the guy who turned himself into a ghost so he could fuck a virgin but not really fuck a virgin who would give birth to himself so he could kill himself but not really kill himself and then come out of a cave and be like, “Just kidding you guys, now you know that you have to stop sinning because I killed

Right after the election, I couldn’t shake that feeling everywhere I went. I kept eyeing people suspiciously, wondering, “Was it you? Were you one of the people who voted for them?” It was an awful, paranoid feeling. It went away after a few days, but it’s come back on full force this week.

42% of Americans also believe the world was created less than 10,000 years ago by an imaginary beardo, whose son rode dinosaurs. Have you noticed that there is a LOT of stupid in this country?

There was a survey where like 53 or 54% of Trump voters said Pizzagate was real.

I get that, but it still doesn’t make me feel any better. Republicans are a part of this country. And 100% of them are either ignorant or malevolent. (Or both.) No intelligent and good person is a Republican, Obi Wan quote be damned.

40% of Americans think he’s doing a great job.