...especially since he lost two members of his administration this week already.

It’s all part of Trump’s vengeful quest to bankrupt airports in Florida.

Trump’s blatant narcissism is so all-consuming that he can’t handle the realities of his new job - all that responsibility, all that criticism - so he’s going to try and relieve his ‘glory days’ on the campaign trail.

His new campaign slogan:

C’mon Orlando! - Get out your protesters!

Tinkerbell can’t survive without your applause!

Sorry, but Florida Man won’t attack his own kind.

“Press and guess access” - while a typo - is also scarily accurate.

Right?! From NYtimes article:

You can only shock so many White House staffers with a wierd, Eric Carle-like penis. Sometimes you just gotta get out there

It’s not like he has important things to do.

You can only wander around in the dark with a bathrobe on for so long before it gets boring.

If all of these billionaires he’s appointing everywhere were smart, they’d throw the head dunce a bone and open a factory in some flyover State. They’d take a loss on the investment, but the benefits would be yuge for people of their ilk. Voters in other flyover states would then spend the next 8 years pointing at…

He’s doing exactly what they wanted him to do.

Somebody’s lonely in the White House.

To be fair, he’s only getting an early start because his impeachment will inevitably slow things down, re: campaigning.

It’s going to be the biggest crowd in the history of mankind.

Well you can’t expect him to start the campaign after the country has been reduced to radioactive rubble. The dead don’t show up to rallies! Gotta get stumping now while the infrastructure is still standing and the approval rating isn’t trending negative!

I really feel like it’d be inappropriate to consider a SCOTUS nominee in the middle of the campaign like this. We should really wait until the election and let the voice of the American people be heard.