The Snowy Owl was on the back of the Canadian $50 bill in the “Birds of Canada” series.

Weird like a fox.

What of the stately and psychotic Shrike?

The killdeer has a badass name and, when it has a nest of eggs, will ward off predators by pretending to have a broken wing (easy target, mr. fox) and running away to lure the predator away from the nest. When the predator gets close enough, the killdeer flies away, and is no longer close to the nest. They’re among…

2. Who?

Secretary Bird or GTFO.

Crows and ravens are the best birds, number 1, eagles and owls are punks with flash wingspans, glory birds, they are terrible, I will fight all of you

His paintings like his presidency disturbing and amateurish.

Sure. And the KKK has “never...taken a position on the criminalization of being black.”

When he’s not busy making terrible paintings of dogs

“never…taken a position on the criminalization of homosexuality.”

This is a reasonable and correct take and has no place in Kinja.

Children cannot throw a chair nearly as far as I can.

BUT PLEASE BRING ME A JUICE BOX, MY THROAT IS PARCHED FROM ALL OF THE FIGHTING.

i have. in indiana. after church.

children behave better than this.

“Who are you talking to?” and older woman’s voice shouted worriedly from the background.

I’m feeling a high pressure system move through the front of my pants.

math says that if all 132,000 users have documentation, the 19 million won’t cover it at $500 a pop. It’d be $66,000,000.