And to think, reporting on bathing with bears is how this whole mess started. Well played.

Why did they cut it off before Putin comes up for air? smdh

Do not Google “Bears in bathtubs” at work unless you work somewhere very progressive and/or somewhere in the midst of a bankruptcy.

It really does show something about this guy that he immediately thought of his penis when he read the name of the column.

Get a job Syria.

“Because if there is anything that will motivate a country to take action around climate change, it’s when climate change starts to interfere with their ability to effectively kill other humans.”

Since actual evidence doesn’t seem to be doing the trick, the right kind of anecdotal evidence might.

I wonder if we can still visit the culm dump.

GREAT SCOTT MARTY! Did you step on a butterfly or something? The time continuum is really hosed. We need to go back to the future so we can err where’s the car? ............ What do you mean it won’t pass SMOG! Ok, We still have a towel so don’t panic, I’ll adjust the flux capacitor with my handy sonic screwdriver and…

+1

Can’t wait for his college lecture series: “guys, it’s not worth it. If you’re going to rape an unconscious girl, make sure you take her into a room with a good solid lock on it. Out back next to the dumpster is JUST TOO RISKY. Even if you can swim real fast.”

Blacks are to be tolerated.

I know it’s completely dismissing your point (which is great in itself), but +1 for “turbofuck.”

Hook up/party culture and sexual promiscuity are the shit head dog whistle for “she was a slut and she wanted it. I didn’t do anything wrong.”

(Whispers) not all white men

Fuck this guy, and turbofuck his enabling dad.

These things force me to never want to put myself in a position where I have to sacrifice everything.

“I wish I’d never been so athletic and handsome!”

2016 America: Where a 12-year old boy is shot and killed by the police for playing with a toy and it’s his fault because he should have “known” that people would see him as a threat, while a full-grown adult who rapes an unconscious woman and tries to flee should only have to endure a couple months of jail because…

you can see the Flying Elbow Cop thinking “THIS IS IT! THE MOMENT I’VE TRAINED MY WHOLE CAREER FOR! THE PEOPLES ELBOW!!!!”