lol No you didn’t Sunshine. Its cute that you think this has to do with race. It does not. Not even close.

Fam, 2016: Hey America. Trump’s really a dumb asshole. Please don’t vote for him.

You didn’t prove 1/ That you would not exist 2/ That “all” of our lives, not just yours are “infinitely better” and 3/ That all your claims are a direct result of “these historical events.”

Not even close. How surprising.

lol No. That’s not what I’m asking grandpa. Can you not follow a conversation?

lol then you should literally celebrate every event in the history of time and space instead of just the life of Chris Columbus. Thats kind of a crappy stand in for what you’re talking about. What you’re talking about would be much better as a Flying Spaghetti Monster Day.

-Led the first European expedition to the Americas in nearly 500 years

lol okay man. Have fun at the Arnold.

Where did Lincoln come down on trans-bathroom policies?

I don’t believe in erecting statues to living people, but once he dies Frederick Douglass absolutely deserves a statue, as more and more people are noticing.

Public Enemy, Mos Def, Dead Prez

lol that’s one of the main reasons I’m not a Christian anymore.

But I suppose this is what happens when we learn things in 4th grade and never revisit them with a critical, adult eye.

Brilliant. I would play paintball there. Though I would always lose cause I’d just stand in one place shooting Nathan Bedford Forrest in the dick over and over and over.

OMG Totally evil but amazing business idea.

http://www.abrahamlincolnonline.org/lincoln/speeches/greeley.htm

I literally just quoted what he said. Lincoln himself is on the record saying what he “would have done.” I added a small extended clarification and here we are. I’m not sure why that makes your panties all bunchy and uncomfortable.

I would save the Union. I would save it the shortest way under the Constitution. The sooner the national authority can be restored; the nearer the Union will be “the Union as it was.” If there be those who would not save the Union, unless they could at the same time save slavery, I do not agree with them. If there be…

Delegates at South Carolina’s secession convention decreed that “an increasing hostility on the part of the non-slaveholding States to the institution of slavery” and protested that Northern states had failed to “fulfill their constitutional obligations” by interfering with the return of fugitive slaves to bondage. - D…