lol No you didn’t Sunshine. Its cute that you think this has to do with race. It does not. Not even close.

Fam, 2016: Hey America. Trump’s really a dumb asshole. Please don’t vote for him.

You didn’t prove 1/ That you would not exist 2/ That “all” of our lives, not just yours are “infinitely better” and 3/ That all your claims are a direct result of “these historical events.”

Not even close. How surprising.

lol No. That’s not what I’m asking grandpa. Can you not follow a conversation?

lol then you should literally celebrate every event in the history of time and space instead of just the life of Chris Columbus. Thats kind of a crappy stand in for what you’re talking about. What you’re talking about would be much better as a Flying Spaghetti Monster Day.

-Led the first European expedition to the Americas in nearly 500 years

lol okay man. Have fun at the Arnold.

Where did Lincoln come down on trans-bathroom policies?

I don’t believe in erecting statues to living people, but once he dies Frederick Douglass absolutely deserves a statue, as more and more people are noticing.

Public Enemy, Mos Def, Dead Prez

But I suppose this is what happens when we learn things in 4th grade and never revisit them with a critical, adult eye.

Brilliant. I would play paintball there. Though I would always lose cause I’d just stand in one place shooting Nathan Bedford Forrest in the dick over and over and over.

OMG Totally evil but amazing business idea.

Define “near.”

http://www.abrahamlincolnonline.org/lincoln/speeches/greeley.htm

I literally just quoted what he said. Lincoln himself is on the record saying what he “would have done.” I added a small extended clarification and here we are. I’m not sure why that makes your panties all bunchy and uncomfortable.

I would save the Union. I would save it the shortest way under the Constitution. The sooner the national authority can be restored; the nearer the Union will be “the Union as it was.” If there be those who would not save the Union, unless they could at the same time save slavery, I do not agree with them. If there be…

Delegates at South Carolina’s secession convention decreed that “an increasing hostility on the part of the non-slaveholding States to the institution of slavery” and protested that Northern states had failed to “fulfill their constitutional obligations” by interfering with the return of fugitive slaves to bondage. - D…