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Hannibal Lecter killed and ate people who offended him. That was his main code.

perfection. somewhere anthony hopkins is seething with jealousy at how effectively this guy can signal his lack of a soul with his dead, shark eyes. he could teach classes for actors who play bad guys: How To Look Completely Dead Inside 101.

I’m sure most of his dates with her start with him blowing her up and patching any leaks she developed after he shoved her between the mattress ans boxspring after their last date.

I’ve cooked up something very special for you tonight ladies.

I want to see the woman who goes out on a date with this jabroni. Or has “relations”. She might need an intervention.

That happens sometimes when you stand too close to my splash zone. I apologize, that blood was intended for someone else’s genitals.

Though… Being down in the grays makes it much more difficult to communicate with hot women, so its about time we fixed that… Isn’t it? Bless the hot women of Jez with my essence. Do it for glory.

I treat hot women similarly. When walking down the street, I refuse to make eye contact with them, even though I can tell its what they truly desire. Sure, they may be looking into the window of Lord & Tay, but they’re really trying to read my essence. My essence is hot. But I won’t give them the chance to glimpse my

Cool story. Have fun drowning in the Kool Aid there Chad.

I think the most obvious answer is to press our… “allies”… into doing more. Syria is surrounded by Turkey, Israel, Jordan, Iraq… All countries that are either our military allies or at least our operational allies. Plus, add SA into the mix and I just wonder why is America acting unilaterally in this? Why is this our

It’s kind of sad that he’s never learned about accountability.

Joanna, you didn’t include the most relevant tweet

I don’t think he gives a crap about Syrian children. He is doing this because the leader of China is in town and he is wants to look like a big man.

Yeah. This is the definition of going through the motions.

I mean, how is this even a question. Of course it’s deliberate.

Jared Kushner is a character in a David Lynch film. And that can’t be good.

The boners that these attacks gave McCain and Lindsey Graham will protect Trump for another three months.

It’s deliberate falsification, not a fucking oversight. What the hell?