Come sit by me, shug.

I feel bad for him. But her? Screw that. She should have listened to him more carefully, or, you know, not drunk the Kool-Aid and done some research. The only good thing to come of this is that maybe, just maybe, people like this will turn on him in 2020.

Fuck you, Helen.

And she had the fucking NERVE to tweet today - Equal Pay Day - that we should work together to close the wage gap.

If she was chunky no one would give her the time of day. SHE IS FUCKING EVIL.

And as I have stated before, big fucking deal rich girl is attractive. Plastic surgery, never having to do any manual labor, and a glam squad will do wonders for practically every person.

“I don’t know what it means to be complicit”

Fuck Gayle King. She was one of the media lackeys who went to kiss the ring in Trump Tower following the election. And then had the fucking gall to tsk tsk Seth Meyers on his show for being critical of Trump, because we should ‘give him a chance.’ And of course fuck Nazi Princess.

Also, I really hate the use of that London study. Its result was actually that on especially long escalators (the longest in the London system), there were many more standers than walkers. A shift to all-stand would improve aggregate times by allowing more standers on at the expense of making walkers wait. The…

*writes up business plan for Black Truffles Matter Café*

Ironically, Corporate America may be the most effective weapon against the cronyism of the Trump administration. Their brand of soft fascism is infinitely more palatable than the real thing. Fewer calories, too.

I see no lies here.

Sometimes when I see ridiculous commercials, I try to imagine what that pitch meeting must have been like, and I feel like the phrase “protest is the new brunch” was uttered in this one.

Ugh. You captured exactly the right shades of nauseated disgust here.

He won’t do it. Just a hunch.

FAKE NEWS!

He doesn’t have any financial interests in the health care industry right? He just needs his cheap Mexican speed.

That’s not the substance of this article, which was written by a religious person, at all.

The really great thing is, you don’t have to be alone with a woman to take away her access to health care.