If you don’t see those two things as fundamentally incompatible, you need to read more Jonathan Gold.

I cannot imagine it’s a mistake that everyone around him is feeding him that many Big Macs on a daily basis.

Meh, if his base doesn’t care about Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougal, I’m not sure a divorce would be much of a blip. And there’d be women declaring they’d like to date him, so we’d have that spectacle to deal with.

Spoiler alert: They’re not the very best people.

How is it that I knew about Cohen’s reputation for taping everyone and Trump did not? Did they not mention it on Fox & Friends?

That doesn’t seem like the kind of thing that should be kickstarted.

I remember my Jersey friends in college insisting it wasn’t all Springsteen, Bon Jovi, Sinatra and Billy Joel on the radio up there.

The first time we took a road trip to Jersey, that’s all we could find on the radio. I practically wrecked the car laughing.

This Portlandia spin-off is terrible.

All criticism isn’t equal.

But “I agree with them on 99 percent of the stuff they believe, but not on Apu, their criticism of which is based on all the other stuff I just said I agree with” doesn’t come off as though he’s actually evaluated anything other than his feelings being hurt here.

There is no universe in which this guy isn’t abusing his kids. You cannot turn someone into a child abuser with the promise of advertising revenue, you can only reward them for something they were already prepared to do.

Oh, YouTube should deactivate his channel immediately and send copies of the videos to the cops, for sure.

But while it’s popular to complain about social media, and I certainly do plenty of it myself, it’s done a great job of elevating the voices of those on the bottom of the socio-economic ladder, helped…

What’s In-N-Out’s baggage? Their employees get health care from day one and get paid above going wages. Managers can make up to $160k a year. The family genuinely seems to want to treat their employees well, realizing that happy employees provide better service. (I’ve lived in California more than two decades as an…

Ferguson coverage by the people on the ground, without gatekeepers, justifies Twitter for me.

This guy would be abusing his kids, subscribers or no subscribers, unfortunately.

“I dare you.”

“No.”

“I double-dog dare you.”

“What am I, an idiot?”

“What are you, chicken?”

“Well, crap, now I’m helpless to resist. You guys promise you’re not recording this, right ...”

Yeah, only failing companies like In-N-Out, CostCo and Starbucks offer healthcare to their employees. (And in the case if In-N-Out, above-market wages!) It’s definitely a business-based objection to doing so at Papa John’s, and not anything else.

“The words were, ‘If I don’t get my effing money, I’m going to bury the founder,’” Schnatter claims he was told by an executive at the P.R. agency.

Twitter is fine. The Internet has given us the ability to publish our stupid-ass thoughts for more than 20 years (as a mass medium, rather than for a handful of academics), whether it was HTML pages, Friendster, MySpace, Facebook or Twitter.

There were people being giant dicks on the World Wide Web in 1997, although…

Bill Gates, an actual genius who brought personal commuting to the masses and business

To be fair, they’re probably personally attacked a lot.

We’re going through the same thing. Keep the faith.