The limericks would have us believe you’d be too busy to keep up with the news.

Well, let’s agree that’s one of the reasons.

An earlier version of this story cited a Newsweek report quoting outgoing District Attorney Mike Ramos, in which Ramos was reported to have said he couldn’t comment on the Selyem controversy because it was “a personal matter.” According to the San Bernardino Sun, Ramos actually said it was a “a personnel matter.”…

Yeah, that was sort of fascinating. Those two spend more time together than most married couples do, and for longer. 

When he cuts off Ellen DeGeneris talking about how the world is getting scarier to talk about how much fun it is being a dad, I cringed. The show is loaded with millionaires, but he is clearly the most out of touch and clearly comfortable with that.

Yeah, it’s a show about comedians and comedy, with the cars as a bit of added interest. This isn’t intended to be Top Gear.

The fact that you can’t identify any of the comedians other than Gary Shandling suggests this might not have been the show for you.

CGI makes these sorts of shows more affordable than ever. Still, this is a franchise where the dread and fear pays off more than “let’s show them running around in sunlight, like in Covenant” does.

I’d love to see it focus on a Weyland-Yutani colony where everyone starts to realize the point of the colony is to use…

Highlander 2 is upset at being left out of all these “ruined the franchise”/“worst movie ever” discussions.

For a second, I was thinking BVS was “Buffy the Vampire Slayer,” which would be a new  franchise to consider the overlap with Star Wars fandom.

Who then are outraged that companies and devs won’t engage with them.

This feels like ArenaNet may have traded Gamergate mob anger for a wrongful termination suit.

Says the person using an alias.

Hold on, I thought the anti-sequel people were pro-prequel.

KEEP YOUR AGENDAS STRAIGHT, PEOPLE.

I love Raiders and Last Crusade, but Disney either needs to reboot and do a version of Young Indiana Jones Adventures as movies, or cast another actor. As much as I like Ford, he’s too old for this shit.

If they hadn’t shit the bed with Mutt Williams, having the series hand off to a protege or descendant would have…

Given how prolific Prince was — even if much of it ended up not being heard by the public while he was alive — this was pretty much inevitable. Here’s hoping that Prince was wrong and a lot of this stuff is as good as the stuff he did make publicly available.

Short of shooting Kennedy up with the plasma from College Democrats, I’m not sure what the DNC could have been expected to do about this.

I remember when Patrick Henry pledged his merchandise to the fight against England. Him lining up all of his little Redcoat action figures to face the enemy is still taught in schools to this day. (I mean, they were still in their packaging — he wasn’t a monster.)

No, but they break bread with militia members and pirates during the course of an interview, which if anything, is even more personal than taking a selfie with someone in the crowd.

Connecting with people is how journalism happens.

I think any journalist who’s worked in the field — like, the actual field, not staying in the newsroom/content mill, insulated from the public — knows that actually talking to people is how you get your work done, whether it’s finding the next story, finding a source for an existing one, or just expanding your…