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What’s worse is that they had experts on-site, since they filmed in the open ocean part of the time.

That is a weird hair for Marvel to split. Spider-Man’s already damned fast. Do they just not want Silk able to arm-wrestle him, or something?

That definitely feels like a lot of cruft for the movies to ignore.

Created in 2014 by Dan Slott and Humberto Ramos, she’s been a regular part of the Spider Roster ever since, serving as a faster counterpart to Spidey’s web-slinging antics (and with most of his same powers), and starring in her own solo series through 2017.

The ghost sharks’ skeletons drove me to distraction. I felt sorry for the animators who spent months working on something that had to be driving a lot of them nuts.

Both of them have, buried deep within them, good bones, and each has people who are clearly busting their asses to do good work. But the competing demands of multiple committees of Disney executives, the gravitational pull of Johnny Depp’s ego, and so on, scuttle a lot of it.

Both are worth watching on Netflix,

Fonz couldn’t carry Happy Days. Lots of time, the quirky supporting character only works as a quirky supporting character.

When I was but a wee journalism student in college—slaving away long nights at the campus’ daily paper and suffering shitty unpaid internships—I dreamed of the important, impactful reporting I would one day accomplish as a real reporter.

Spain was the fifth one.

I’m not sure I buy that plot, but the movie (the last two movies, in fact) are absolutely story-by-successive-committee messes. They purchased the rights to the amazing “On Stranger Tides” novel just so they could, what, use the notion of the Fountain of Youth, which is public domain already?

I still enjoy the PotC

An eternity of Tahani doing anything doesn’t sound terrible.

I cannot think of a more confident (that’s not delusional) writing team. Any other team would have had us in a cruddy version of Heaven for five increasingly less funny seasons.

Depending on how you count, the third season will start with either the show’s third or fourth overarching premise.

As the last person who voluntarily sees the PotC movies in theater at full cost without it being part of my job, I saw the poster when it appeared and laughed my ass off.

We’re losing Scream 3 but gaining Scream 4.

Ah, Netflix, you are inscrutable.

This poor person thinks “50 Shades of Grey” is sexy. He deserves pity more than anything else.

I have to guess restoring the plane would cost more than just redoing a new one to look just like it.

This is all a conspiracy to improve Battlefield Earth’s Rotten Tomatoes ranking.

You need to learn to filter out suppressive persons, rather than engage them.

I can be persuaded on this, but would need clarification as to whether this position includes:

1) Loaded tater tots
2) Loaded backed potatos
3) Nachos

Because if the style is to use the stupid-ass naming structure of a business, whether it’s camelcase, all lower case, or whatever, you do it. However, very few outlets don’t always explain WTF “tronc” is every single time, just to let the public know that they agree with them about how stupid that name is.