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This is why I 1) tell people straight up that a picture they took of me can't go on Facebook, and 2) untag myself immediately in the event that they put it up anyway.

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I'm a Milwaukee resident. When I get out of town guests, I welcome them to the land of beer, cheese, and serial killers.

Wisconsin: breeding a special kind of terrorist since 1848.

Exactly! I don't think that these crazy threat-makers are considering the children at all.

I feel like a large swath of the population doesn't understand that the social safety net benefits even those who do not use it (or don't think they do). You want Ms Suleman's kids picking your pocket in order to get money for food? You want to stifle innovation because intelligent kids aren't being educated due to

Okay, I just spent several minutes googling Jennifer Lawrence pictures and girl. is. smoking. She's just perfectly proportioned. Gorgeous. The only thing I can think is that your coworker is so insecure in his own tastes that he has to cut down women that don't meet the miniscule window of 'acceptable' female

This may be a dumb question, but can't you just trim your nose hair?

Work conflict, help needed:

Does this mean there's no Natasha Lyonne action in here? I adore that woman something fierce.

My thought too.

On one hand, we have a dying medium. On the other, an offshoot of the oldest profession. Cheers to Sarah for her foresight.

Really? They still have cookies? You just made my week!

He's a very good writer, at least from the little I heard today.

1. I just downloaded Angry Birds Space. Bye bye, productivity!

I miss Northwest! I used to choose them whenever I could, and never had a problem. When I moved from MSP to Milwaukee, I started using Midwest Airlines. Everyone was always really friendly, and they baked chocolate chip cookies on board, so the whole plane smelled delicious. Now neither of these airlines exist.

Underwear in the dryer? Brilliant! Why have I never thought of this? You are my new hero.

We need to start a campaign or something! You need one for the name alone.

I LOVE Blind Gossip. I don't even care if it's true. Just figuring out who is *could* be is oddly exciting. It's a sickness, I tell you!

I haven't seen Being Human yet! What's the story with it? I like Doctor Who and Torchwood... is it an inevitable slide to this show, too?