My enthusiasm for the Crow reboot keeps dropping, which I wouldn’t have thought was possible.

Oh, I know all about Ultimate Power and Land propensity towards porn as tracing material. I meant that I didn’t remember him using any obvious porn in the Predator vs Wolverine issue he did. He had enough Predator movies to steal from already.

Since we’re so into crossovers why not put Dick Tracy after The Punisher?

Seems like this time we don’t have to suffer through an issue of Greg Land’s art to start things off, so I’m excited!

Fuck yeah.

I doubt they have the courage to put it in there, but if they had a credits scene where he gets the Kra-Van it would 100% redeem this dumb looking (but not in a good way) movie

I bet they don’t even include the Kra-Van.

The only way a Kraven movie would have worked is if they had went full-on goofy and turned him into an over-the-top whale-punching himbo that’s basically a murderous version of The Crocodile Hunter crossed with Brock Samson.

We don’t need yet another brooding mopey (or is that Morbin?) anti-hero with daddy issues, who…

Kraven moved to Christmas because we’re excited about it and Christmas is the best release period there is, when you get people with time to go back to the movies over and over again. That was a real reflection of how the studio felt about the movie. We’re really excited. But that’s a great move that reflects just the…

It is weird that every other imaginary friend is a cartoon character except for Ryan Reynolds. It makes you wonder why Bea chose a grown man as her IF. 

not since BABYLON has such bonkers boldness been birthed

Logan had a room in the Summer House, which was for the Summers family. His room, Jean’s room, and Scott’s room were all linked without doors. Scott wanted to take Logan on their family vacation because he thought it would be nice to have Logan there with them. Like my guy, they’re a throuple.

I’ll basically watch anything I find Natasha Lyonne in, so I consider this positive news for a movie I really hope gets everything right.

Brassy redhead acerbic enough to date a guy made of rocks? Yeah, Natasha tracks. 

same species?

Also a life long Trek fan.  I couldn’t make it through season 1, so you have more fortitude than I do.

Appropriate aptitude for the Musk cult.

When memes become reality.

Here at Tesla, we would never send out a product that fails safety inspections. To guarantee this never happens, we’ve eliminated all safety inspections.

I’m sure this was an anomaly. Dude should try some of his other fingers.