No Krieger-san! <fades away in silence>.

This makes Tammy Guterman marying Birdperson even more unsetling. It also explains why there’s a character like Tricia Lange.

This is one of the truest things I’ve ever read on Kinja.

Obligatory:

You really gave those imaginary people in your head hell today. Go ahead and take the rest of the day off. You must be exhausted. I know I am!

I was going to buy Harry Potter until I read your comment...

what the hell is even this

Now why bring Jane Curtin & Dan Ackroyd into this?

I call it Fister Roboto. And the best part? It’s learning.

it’s like when the banjo player for Mumford & Sons left the band so he could keep posting.

Pirate’s Creed: Swashbuckler

You’re right, it’s definitely not his fault for giving up the responsibility he signed up for... 

Grigorieva: I don’t, I don’t, I don’t walk around in tight clothes, I stay at home for most of the time.

Forgiveness requires contrition.

It should have been titled “Federal Pound-Me-In-The-Ass Prison.”

Why would they? Doing so is only going to antagonize the person who made the threats in the first place. They are trying to step away from people like that. Not engage more.

So...Minimum Security Resort Prison, or Federal Pound-Me-In-The-Ass Prison?